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    Insatiably bored....................Heeeelp

    As title, i'm insatiably bored! Anyone have a cure? wanna entertain me with sum groovy facts/info or controversial topic, funny jokes etc etc etc or just join me in being bored?

    Pwease............................................ .
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    Guess its just me that needs to get a life then lol :-(
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    Thia might cheer you up !!


    While I was driving down the highway the other day, (going a little faster
    than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a police man
    on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled
    me over,walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk,
    asked: "Runway too short?"

    To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

    To which he asked, "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
    up To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
    work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
    surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

    Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
    you do with a six-foot ars*hole?"

    To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
    behind a bridge..."

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    Dave FPMSL thats a good one
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    PMSL very good both of you tee hee
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    Talon that is mint, best laugh i had all week,

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    BUckle laughing my arse off here hahaha!!!!!
    Thought i would get a new motor for the missus........................... it would be a great swap!

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    Follow jam On Twitter

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    Its a jam thing

    Haec credam a deo pio, a deo justo, a deo scito?



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    lmfao

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