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    Adult Content Man goes to Doctor and says

    'I have a problem after I masturbate...I start to sing "You'll never walk alone"

    Doc says 'dont worry, lots of ******s sing that'



    So, predictions for Grand Slam Sunday?

    united 2-0 scum
    ARSEnal 0-0 Chelski
    Astra is coming back..bigger badder and better
    ..or is it? Thinking of buying a coupe

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    lol good one
    Astra GSi Turbo
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    Live in the East Midlands?

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    My predictions

    United 1-1 Pool
    Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea

    Honest prediction no bias there at all. Yes im a arsenal fan tho :P

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    id rather be considered scum by some people than a w****r by everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossy20 View Post
    id rather be considered scum by some people than a w****r by everyone.

    Now that made me


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    So what you think of Grand Slam sunday.

    Easy 3-0 walk in the park for United.
    Well deserved victory for chelsea 2-1.

    Mascherano - What was he doing? i know players do it all the time.
    But from what i seen he done it 5/6 times, there's only so many times you can question the Ref. Stupid sending off, took the bite out of the game.

    but being a united fan i don't mind 3 goals 3 points 7 games to go.
    Quote Originally Posted by DaveDempsey View Post
    Hey atleast MOTing your car should be a lot simpler than MOTing your EX. Replacing a worn out bush on a car is far easier.



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    I think Mascherano was hard done by TBH, yes I know he was already booked, but all he did was politely and calmly ask why Torres had been booked when quite clearly he was having lumps kicked out of him.

    the best ref's talk to the players, explaining decisions etc, and it earns them respect. thats even more apparent in Rugby, and football should take their lead. yes Mascherano lost it after he'd been dismissed, but thats a fiery argentinian for you - he felt hard done by and wasn't going to let it go. I just hope the FA aren't too hard on him, because if the ref had used his common sense and explained why he was booking Torres, Mascherano would have accepted it.

    i'm not a liverpool fan either BTW before anyone says anything! I appreciated both games, though the Chelsea-Arsenal game was a cracker in particular, as the games between the "top four" should be
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    chelsea v arsenal was great game.

    end to end lol
    Quote Originally Posted by DaveDempsey View Post
    Hey atleast MOTing your car should be a lot simpler than MOTing your EX. Replacing a worn out bush on a car is far easier.



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    Had my whole family today wearing united shirts except my uncle who's an arsenal fan.. They all headed back to Ipswich at half time when it was 0-0, it was fun imagining my uncle getting so ecstatic then getting brought back down to earth in the car

    Right as I said to my dad "I said it'd be 2-0", Nani hammered in the 3rd

    United, top of the league, united united top of the league
    Astra is coming back..bigger badder and better
    ..or is it? Thinking of buying a coupe

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