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    Adult Content The 11th Husband

    The 11th Husband

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had
    previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she
    told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a
    virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
    you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
    telling me how great it was going to be.

    "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never
    really sure how it was suppose to function; but he
    said
    he'd look into it and get back to me.

    "Husband #3 was from Field Engineering & Services; he
    said that everything checked out diagnostically but
    he
    just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew
    he
    had theorder, he didn't know when he would be able to
    deliver.

    "Husband #5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic
    process but he wanted three years to research,
    implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he
    knew
    how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a
    product,
    he was never sure how to position it.

    "Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk
    about it.

    "Husband #9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look
    at
    it.

    "Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did
    was
    . . . God I miss him.

    "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited."

    "Wonderful," said the husband, "but why?

    "You're with the "HM Revenue & Customs" . . . this
    time
    I KNOW I'm gonna get f**ked !

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    hahahahehehahehe

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    good one! lol
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    nice one ryan, love the stamp collector bit
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    LOL at #9!

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    Lol nice one.

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    lol good one
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