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    Adult Content Amish mother and daughter

    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
    horse drawn buggy one cold winters day.
    The daughter said to her mother,
    'My hands are freezing cold.'

    The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs.
    Your body heat will warm them up.
    The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

    The next day, the daughter was riding in their old buggy
    with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.
    ' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs
    The warmth of my body will warm them up.
    ' He did and warmed his hands.

    The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy
    with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.'The girl replied,
    'Put it between my legs The warmth of my body will warm it up.
    'He did and warmed his nose.

    The next day the boyfriend was again driving
    in the cold winters day with the daughter,
    and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'

    The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy
    with her mother again, and she says to her mother,
    'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

    Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes.?!
    Why do you ask?'

    The daughter replies:
    'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?!

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    lol good one
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    Very good!!


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    nice 1
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