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    Probably and old one but made me smile

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. >
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of

    Nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
    see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other
    One is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
    he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs"

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
    took her foot and stomped them flat.

    "Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden"

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    Nice! Pmsl!

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    When I read "Probably and old one but made me smile ", I was expecting a picture of Nigela Lawson, soarely dissapointed, joke wasnt bad though.

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    Another old one



    Grandad was watching his grandson playing in the garden with a worm.

    He said to his grandson, "if you can find a way to get that owrm back in his hole I'll give you £5.00".

    The grandson thought for a few moments and then ran to the house. A few minutes later he came back with a can of spray-on starch.

    After giving the worm a liberal dousing, it went stiff as a poker. He then simply pushed the worm back in the hole.

    Grandad was impressed.

    The next day the grandson came round to collect his £5.00 and sure enough his grandad held true to his word.

    As he handed over the cash, grandad winked and said, "here's an extra £20.00 from grandma too"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveDempsey View Post
    When I read "Probably and old one but made me smile ", I was expecting a picture of Nigela Lawson, soarely dissapointed, joke wasnt bad though.
    Just for you - she is hot imo too


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    very good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordNikon View Post
    Just for you - she is hot imo too

    Thanks Steve, thats cheered my morning up no end, yummmy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveDempsey View Post
    Thanks Steve, thats cheered my morning up no end, yummmy.
    Yeah i like chocolate and ice cream too Dave!!!!
    Now an Audi A3 Driver!
    Quote Originally Posted by ledster
    some say he should have driven faster,some say he has the memory of a gold fish,all we know is he was 10 minutes late...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donny Hodge View Post
    Yeah i like chocolate and ice cream too Dave!!!!
    Theres chocolate and ice cream in that picture??? All I can see are BOOOOOBS.

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    Ell of a set as well. I love boobs!!!!.
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