out with e few mates last week for few drink, after a while mt best mate left as he was driving the next day so he says his good byes and heads off around 12 ( relativly sober )..
on the saturday i gets a call from his bro to asl if i heard from him "no" i says..any way turns out he was stabbed after going for chipper on the way home..10 TIMES!! ( 4 people arrested for it )
anyway the police come round to take statement from him..1st copper says "we have you on cctv being stabbed" , "thats good" my mate says..2nd copper says "the assailent attacked you 1st (with an EFFING knife )but as you retaliated we have to charge you with assault"....so he goes out gets stabbed ,defends himself and gets charged!! to be fair on the cops they said they did not want to do it and told him to plead not guilty...the thug is now on remand awaiting trial for attempted murder...what a great justice system this country has