Mr Sploodge, Accept No Imitations!
Looks like a goliath bird eater?
I had a scary moment at a place where I used to clean a few years ago. They had a lounge that they very rarely used, but they asked me to give it a once over just before Christmas, so off I went with the hoover and polish.
After a few mins, I felt like I was being watched, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw something on the ceiling (the ceilings were higher than average)....looked at it a bit more closely, and it was a whopping spider. Me being me, decided to try to get it to move, so I blew on it, and it moved a leg, so I blew again, quite a bit harder this time, and the bloody thing only dropped down!
Thank god their labrador was standing by, because she ate it
Thats a good size. Where bouts you find that?
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Thats... wheres my mummy
Bottom of my boots like spiders.
Id catch that then drench it in bleach an stab its body to death with a big mother of a knife! muhahaa
tbh id prob run like hell