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    Works xmas parties – oh dear

    Now I remember why I don’t usually go to them has anyone else caused a spot of bother at theres?

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    At EDS, afew years ago we went to a stately manor house outside Salisbury.

    They made the mistake of putting tables of 10 and then sitting 10 of the younger ones together. Needless to say we turned up bladdered, drank somemore and it went downhill from there.

    Smashed the bathroom up as the door wouldn't open - then realised it was the ladies room and they had locked it while someone was in there.

    Ended up setting fire to our dinner table and then being asked to leave. We left with some expensive ornaments, and one of my mates Del, curled a turd out on the front door step as a Thank You.

    It was funny at the time, but the management didn't think so when they had a £10,000 bill for the damage, stolen ornaments, and shit cleaning services :-/

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    I will fill you guys in when I get back from the company xmas do in france

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    So far I have been accused of sleeping with 3 women at the xmas do ( I bloody wish ) I do remember a dare where I ran round the hotel in my boxers and my tie tho - mental note = sambuca and jack Daniels don’t do me any favors lol
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    I didnt go to this party but our company has just had a party in Maddame Tussards + alcohol = Hitler missing his head! Jonny wilkinsons rugby ball missing and many more

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    Quote Originally Posted by redhotpanther View Post
    Hitler missing his head!
    Top quality, I have acquired a few garden Gnomes and traffic cones while I've been drunk and even a loo seat and chain, but never the head of an evil dictator!
    Tell me what you've done, not what you're going to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by redhotpanther View Post
    I didnt go to this party but our company has just had a party in Maddame Tussards + alcohol = Hitler missing his head! Jonny wilkinsons rugby ball missing and many more
    Should have swapped places with hitlers head and the rugby ball

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    Some classic stories there!

    I got arrested on the only works do I've been on! I think they called it drunk n disorderly and indecent exposure.

    (Wasn't allowed on any more after that!)

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    We had ours at The Comedy Store in Manchester this year. It was a good night apart from the usual tosser who went round wanting to fight everyone (including the MD) and another tosser who heckled one of the acts so much (made himself look a right ****) that the act told the guy to ***** off and stormed off the stage

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    Been on two this year, Our company one, and a client one....

    Very risky at the client party... with the drunken mess i was in at the end of the night.....

    I'm sure there will be some stories from the AOC southwest party happening this saturday night... Hopfully not about me.
    Yet another p0100 and p0110, fault code sufferer with the X18XE1

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