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    The Onion And The Christmas Tree

    THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
    The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his
    father, 'Dad,
    how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised,
    answers,
    'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a
    woman's
    breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties,
    they are

    like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are
    like
    onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'
    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom,
    how many
    types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and
    answers,
    'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his
    willie
    is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties &
    forties, it's
    like
    a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
    Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??'
    'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration
    only.'


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    love it

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    absolutely brilliant!

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    Excellent

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    LMAO!! lovin it hehe

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    yeah good one
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    thats mint, my 1st laugh of the day

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    Haha that was good but the bit that mate me laugh the most was the "they make you cry" bit

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