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    nasty

    Bouncing as usual at the local nightclub last night and something quite sick but funny happened last night. Someone took a shit on one of the chairs in the back corner of the club, the only reason i found out was because some girl came up to me because she sat in it not realising it was there, I felt sorry but yet couldnt help laff as there was shit & crap all up the back of her t-shirt. lucky it wasnt on her trousers so we gave her a carlsberg promo t-shirt to wear. Never found out who it was but thought i would share the story with ya anyway lol also this is the second time something like this has happened as 2 weeks ago one of the bar staff was collecting glasses and they found a pint glass with a poo curled up in it, so were on the look out for a serial shitter
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    People now-a-days, just sick F***ERS

    God knows what the prison sentence is for a serial shitter
    Maybe community service for life of cleaning public toilets!

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    I'd have projectile vomited in her face!
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    Thats rank, but like you say, quite funny lol


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    nice story and all, but you forgot to tell us if she was fit or not...

    if so, 'tis a pity she didn't get it on here trousers too, you could have given her a XXXL promot t-shirt and made her wear it with a belt like a dress

    definately some sick people about though... I'm thinking you should launch a poster campaign along the lines of "Shop a shitter!" - including a line or something on it about handing themselves in before the shit really hits the fan..!
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    A pretty prime example of why i just dont bother with clubs at all any more. A respecable atmospheric bar with music levels that allow conversation is a much much better option than some chav infested stinking shit-hole (pun intended) full of underage *****s trying to pull anything with legs.
    I actually just tend to have drinks in with friends or go to a cosey local now to be honest. I generally despair when doing the usual town thing and wonder what i ever saw in it in the first place! though it depends where you are I guess.

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    Sounds like you go to quality clubs
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    my other half works as a bar man in a local pub, and one evening a woman got so drunk she wet herself and peed all over one of the chairs. he had to call the police in the end as she was having a go at the other customers and wouldn't leave (it was a weeknight so he didn't have a bouncer on the door to help and was on his own behind the bar) She did a runner before the police got there but left her handbag behind (with all her ID in it) so when they caught her at the bottom of the street they were able to identify her.

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    A mate had a 'kevin and perry' moment on Saturday night in Tiger Tiger.

    Someone from the balcony above, was sick...it came down very heavy soaking her in a sticky, smelly, beer & food filled shower.
    Not even an apology from the offender or club. dirty

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    Quote Originally Posted by BYRON View Post
    A mate had a 'kevin and perry' moment on Saturday night in Tiger Tiger.

    Someone from the balcony above, was sick...it came down very heavy soaking her in a sticky, smelly, beer & food filled shower.
    Not even an apology from the offender or club. dirty
    God, I would have hurled if I had seen that or been your friend


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