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    At first I was afraid.......

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died,
    But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
    grew
    strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

    But there you are,
    Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
    I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
    Just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.


    Go on now go,
    Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a
    prat
    to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we're only joking
    when we say size doesn't count.

    (Chorus)
    I will survive, I will survive,
    Cos as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,
    I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey


    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
    But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
    saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
    Go on now go,
    Just hit the track,
    Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
    Cos I'll always throw them back,
    The only thing that I could do with a ***** as small as yours, Is to
    stick
    it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.
    Go on now Go!
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    SOLD Slightly tickled 175.9bhp 2.2 SE2 on 19" vxr's..

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    umm.. oooookaaaay....

    not sure what you're on... in fact I dread to think why you'd be looking up songs like this
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    LMAO!!! nice

    would sound better coming off a girl lol hehe

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    As i work in an office, we get sent loads of cr@p around, I thought some of the girls would like it on here.
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    SOLD Slightly tickled 175.9bhp 2.2 SE2 on 19" vxr's..

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    i'v read that before somewhere but it still cracks me up reading it again

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