Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but grown men usually play with them
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
If you love something, set it free
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with
If it just sits in your living room and - messes up your stuff - eats your food - uses your telephone - takes your money - and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place you either married it or gave birth to it!
womens comes out of the shower and stands naked infront of her husband and says
hunny what do you liek best about me my gorgeous looks or me fit body
husband looks up and says
your sense of humour