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    Been told this is Aussie humour...

    What do you call a donkey with one leg?
    A wonky donkey.
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
    A winky wonky donkey.
    What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye and makin' love?
    A bonky winky wonky donkey.
    What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love while farting?
    A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.
    What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love, farting and wearing blue suede shoes?
    A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.
    What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love, farting, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
    A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.
    What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love, farting, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a bus?
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    Cool

    that made me chuckle alittle!!!! abit of a tongue twister but fairly gd i suppose!!!

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    lmao
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    nice one
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    Ha ha !!!

    I'll beef hooked if I'm going to try and tell that one in the pub half pissed!!
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    love it!

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    wtf lol
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    Haha, thats quality. It twisted my tounge abit though
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