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    Smile Wife's present

    Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

    He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

    He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
    Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

    I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund for myself".

    So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
    The husband says, "My God ! It wasn't that creased in the shop".

    His funeral is on Thursday.


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    lol
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    good one

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    niceeeeeee

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    good one!
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    LMFAO

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    Lol
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    PMSL!!! Quality!!!
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    Heard it before but still good

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