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    Talking Finally, The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For

    FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for "suck here".

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.



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    like them, very good
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    good ones.

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    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
    The version I heard was

    "Because they are noisey and wet when they come, and take half the ****ing house when they leave"

    I found that quite amusing when I first heard it!
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    Haha good ones there

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    HAHA!
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    pmsl! excellent
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    hahaha!!!

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    I like that all of them are good ones

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    ROFL

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