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    Adult Content Sunday Morning Sex....

    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie

    went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old

    grandmother and comfort her.

    When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

    He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.’

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old

    having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    Oh no, my dear,’ replied granny. ‘Many years ago, realising our advanced

    age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells

    would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and Slow and

    even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.’

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, ‘He’d still be alive

    today if the ice cream van hadn’t come along.’

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    pmsl good one


    Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

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    Yup,good one
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    thats gotta be one of the best i've heard so far

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    i like that one
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