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    Dreams And Injuries

    Anyone here injured themselves while sleeping due to a bad dream?

    So far, I have cut my finger and bruised my big toe.

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    If you will sleep in a tool box........
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    Were these injuries incurred in the back of a mattress-less van?

    If so, what was her name?

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    my dad rolled out of bed and got stuck between the bed and the drawers at daft o'clock in the morning once. Them draw handles gave him some nasty bruising.
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    I hit the mrs whilst i'm asleep apparently? Was I asleep tho lol

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    Yep I've kicked the missus, elbowed her in the face and punched her really hard square in the back.

    I do love her really

    I've cut my head open by catching it on the bedside cabinet when I fell out of bed.
    Its a jam thing

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    I have a tendancy to punch people, but ive never hurt myself!

    Im just waiting for a good old punch back!!

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    you know when you sort of wake up but aren't really awake well i remember giving hubby a good crack in the back of the ribs in that state
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    When I've had a beer or three, I often sleep walk I have been known to go into the wardrobe, try and climb out of the bedroom window, try to get out the front door etc etc. Never have violent outbursts but I do sit bolt upright and shout out stuff that makes no sense. Scares the s**t out of the wife. Best bit is though is that I never remember a thing

    Might have to try hitting her and blame it on the drink induced coma.

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    Always fallin outa bed sober or drunk... Dont really matter!
    Cracked my napper on the b/s table an woke 2 find the misses
    wettin herself at me
    Think i mite push her outa bed an c how she likes it!
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