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    made me chuckle

    >>The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
    >>checks,
    >>interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men
    >>and a woman
    >>
    >>For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
    >>metal
    >>door and handed him a gun.
    >>
    >>"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
    >>what the circumstances.
    >>Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill
    >>her!"
    >>The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    >>the agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
    >>Take your wife and go home."
    >>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
    >>went
    >>into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
    >>came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried,but I can't kill my
    >>wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
    >>your wife and go home."
    >>
    >>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
    >>instructions to
    >>kill her husband.She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
    >>were heard,
    >>one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming,
    >>crashing,
    >>and banging on the walls.
    >>
    >>After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
    >>there stood
    >>the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
    >>
    >>"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to
    >>death with
    >>the chair."
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    >>MORAL: Never put a woman to the test.*

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    lol just read that one to me GF. I think ive put an idea into her head
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    LOL - bet she was bonde too lol
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    lol Thats good

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