Why females shoud avoid a night out after they are married!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that i would be back home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, i cuckooed another 9 times. I was rather proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos, totals 12 cuckoos, midnight!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and i told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "we need a new cuckoo clock." When i asked why, he said, "Well, last night out clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "oh ****!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffe table, and farted!