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    Why females should avoid a night out..joke)

    Why females shoud avoid a night out after they are married!

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that i would be back home by midnight, "I promise!"
    Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, i cuckooed another 9 times. I was rather proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
    (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos, totals 12 cuckoos, midnight!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and i told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
    Then he said, "we need a new cuckoo clock." When i asked why, he said, "Well, last night out clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "oh ****!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffe table, and farted!
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    lol

    very good

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    pmsl.....
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    lol ...
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    hahaha nice one

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    like it

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    like that one

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    good one moff
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    Hmmm yeah, i had plenty of embarssing experiences at 3am! they r the best aint they!
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    brilliant i like it
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