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    overweight irishman...

    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

    "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

    The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!

    Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

    The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."

    From hunger, you mean?"

    No, from da ****in' skippin'!!!!!"

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    HAHA, really like this one

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    Funny keep em coming!

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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    haha not bad like

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    hmmmmm .... I dunno if it was wind or laughter...

    Nah wasnt that bad...
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    haha good one

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