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    oops!

    A bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket,

    'do i know you?' he asks.

    she says 'aren't you the father of one my kids?,

    he thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says
    'were you the hooker i f**ked over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a peice of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my a**e?'

    she stares at him and says

    'no, im your daughters english teacher.........

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    Lol. Tho cucumber up HIS arse is a thought i dont want before going to bed lol
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    haha good one

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    Ha Ha! Thats great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbo_Scott View Post
    Lol. Tho cucumber up HIS arse is a thought i dont want before going to bed lol
    So.. that means you dont mind the though of getting 'Spanked with a peice of wet celery' lol


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