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    Joke: The story of 2 builders

    Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well dressed man enters, he orders a beer and sits on a
    stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit;

    Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.

    Eric: - No way, he's a stockbroker.

    Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here !!


    The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

    Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.

    Phil: - 'Scuse me.. no offence meant but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living ?

    Suit: - No offence taken, I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.

    Phil: - Oh, what's that then ?

    Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home ?

    Phil: - Er... mmm . well yeah, I do as it happens

    Suit: - May I ask where you keep it, in a bowl or in a pond, which is it ?

    Phil: - It's in a pond

    Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then ?

    Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden

    Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house ?

    Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself

    Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite
    probably married ?

    Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children

    Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis ?

    Phil:- Yep, four nights a week !!!!

    Suit:- Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often ?

    Phil: - Me ? Never

    Suit: - Well there you are, that's logical science at work

    Phil: - How's that then ?

    Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life !!

    Phil: - I see, that's pretty impressive...thanks mate


    Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.


    Eric: - I see the suit was in there, did you ask him what he does ?

    Phil: - Yep, he's a logical scientist

    Eric: - What's that then ?

    Phil: - I'll try and explain - Do you have a goldfish ?

    Eric: - Nope

    Phil: - Well then, you're a w*nker
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    lol. made me laugh

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    Rofl thats a good one.
    TBH i think ive actually meet eric and phil in bristol !
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    good that one.
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