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    quality - sending links to gizoogle as we speak. nice find
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    On tha day
    Drive ta Santa Pod in a courteous poser. You is tha representatizzles of tha Astra Pusha Club n we have a vizzle good reputizzle that we'd ratha keep untarnished. No chillin' speed limits n expect tha local plod ta be out in force wit every camera n brotha cop ride tizzle have doggystyle. If you do decide ta come wit tha convoy thizzen pleaze takes notice of those who is not going or anyth'n ta do wit PVS , ya feel me?. Sippin' 60 Astras pass you has gots ta be scarey enough so give T-H-to-tha-izzem plenty of rizzle n be courteous. The convoys drug deala wizzay always be doing tha speed limit so no one in theory should git lost cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Always have a map n directions handy J-to-tha-izzust incase.

    When you arrive at Santa Pod there will be a hizzle queue ta git in cuz its a doggy dog world. There wizzay be plenty of bad boys in Corsas play'n music very loud so no need ta jizzle in as tha officials won't like it especially tizzle early in tha messin' . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Find yo ride pass n yo tickets. Insert ride pass into a clearly visible space so tizzle tha mother****a at a quick glimpse can direct you tha correct way . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. (on tha dizzle is fine) fo' sheezy. Follow tha bitch signals, directions n information . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Pleaze no wheel spinn'n, donuts ect as you'll more thizzay likely git kicked out. Kizzle tha right hand lane free n clear fo` tha organisa / emergency vehicles.

    Once yo in.
    Smile fo` tha camera dawg on tha left , chill yo. Once in drive slowly as there will be a fair few thugz there already . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. They won't be concentrat'n on tha traffic so wizzay out fo` thugz spendin' between cars.
    Look out fo` tha AOC/AS stand. You should see banna n recognise some cars. We will have AOC/AS marshalls doggy stylin' of staff memba so look out fo` thizzay n familiarise yoself wit tha stiznaff photos . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. It takes a huge effort ta organise 70 ridez in 1 go so pleaze be patient don't try n do yo own thing wizzle ta be directed.

    Once yo on tha stand.
    Once parked do not leave yo vehicle we wizzle need ta move you around n pizzle very close ta each brotha usually as our stand is normally always fizzy ta burst'n� so jus' chill. Once you've bizzy moved around n yo settled T-H-to-tha-izzen look around fo` rappa tizzle may need help Sippin' up gazebos ect). If everyones stoked tizzle git down ta pimpin' yo car like a tru playa'. Frontin' it show worthy . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.
    No litter'n tha stand pleaze
    Bewarned thiznat tha bass on some of tha ridez may makes yo alarm go off so its always bizzle ta check it every now n again now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.. Mobbin' a fliznat battery at PVSis most embarras'n
    Now go n enjoy PVS. Come n say yo ta tha S-T-to-tha-izzaff we dizzon't bite . They call me tha black folks president. Tizzle ta one anotha you do anyway jizzy electronically� . Holla!. Hizzy a chiznat we all love astras were all in tha same position (Inc staff as wizzay. Come say hi . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'!
    Find yo picture frontin' PVSat tha trade stands
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    had to giggle to myself reading it

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    Thats cool
    Golf R32 Onwer in DBP!!!!

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    Follow jam On Twitter
    LMAO
    Its a jam thing

    Haec credam a deo pio, a deo justo, a deo scito?



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    that is awesome, i laughed my head off...

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