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    Jokes!

    Q. What do you call Bob the Builder after he has been made redundant!?

    A. Bob!


    Q. What do u get when you finger a gypsy?

    A. Your palm red!



    A bear and a rabbit are both taking a poo in the woods..
    The bear turns to the rabbit..

    "do you have any problems with poo sticking to your fur?"

    The rabbit replies

    "no!"

    So the bear wipes his bum with the rabbit

    True story!
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    you had to ruin it
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    Again...
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    ruined what?

    you'll never know cos I deleted it

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    Damn, now it looks like I'm laughing at the fact that TFU said I was ruining it.. for laughing....
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    now that is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sten View Post
    Damn, now it looks like I'm laughing at the fact that TFU said I was ruining it.. for laughing....
    Yeah i wondered how you had ruined it by laughing

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    what do u call postman pat on his day off?????





    Pat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The car in front is my astra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    What do you call fireman sam on his day off???






    Sam!!!!
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