Right, heres the story.
Where I live, its onroad parking and you basically only have room to park one car out the front of your house. Most of the neighbours are really good, and just park outside their own houses with their first car, and in the layby oppersite with their 2nd car if they have one. But theres these two planks who think its ok to park their crappy cars outside anybody's house they choose, now I know its not set in stone where you park, but its just common courtesy that you dont park in front of anybodys house but your own, and seeing as they know I have a baby who comes with loads of luggage each time she goes anywhere, I get hacked off at having to walk halfway up the road to get to my car!
Now, last night, one of the fellas decides to straddle park his car outside two houses, mine and my neighbours, so basically neither of us can park outside our own places, so I got a bit miffed. He works on a building site, and his car is filthy, so I took it upon myself to go in mission impossible mode in the cover of darkness and write the word TW*T in 2 foot high letters in the thick layer of dirt that covers the bottom of the doors. Yes, I know its childish, but hey, it made me feel sooooooo much better