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    8 words with 2 meanings

    Eight Words with two Meanings


    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


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    LOL Nice ones...

    9. MOUTH (mouth) n.
    Female...... the opening through which women bitch and moan.

    Male..... the opening through which men discuss important things like football, beer, sex and life in general.

    Mr Sploodge, Accept No Imitations!

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    ^^ thank you sploodge.

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    good one vick

    i like this one the best

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
    Addicts dont do cocaine...They merely just like the smell of it

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