Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
Warning: contains nuts.
American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
Helmet mounted mirror used cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
Cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Do not use in shower.
Another Hair Dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
Hand-held Massaging Device:
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket:
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
A toilet at a public sports facility:
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Container of Underarm Deodorant:
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter:
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow:
Not intended for highway use.
Can of self-defense pepper spray:
May irritate eyes.
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock":
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Warning: May contain small parts.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.
A birthday card for a 1 year old:
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Heated seat cushion:
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.