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    Smile Funny Product Warnings.

    Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:

    Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.

    Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.

    Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.

    American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning keep out of children

    Helmet mounted mirror used cyclists:
    Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

    New Zealand insect spray:
    This product not tested on animals.

    Blanket from taiwan:
    not to be used as protection from a tornado

    Cardboard windshield sun shade:
    Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

    Bottle of shampoo for dogs:
    Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

    Curling Iron:
    Warning: This product can burn eyes.

    Hair Dryer:
    Do not use in shower.

    Another Hair Dryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.

    Hand-held Massaging Device:
    Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

    Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket:
    Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

    A toilet at a public sports facility:
    Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

    Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists:
    Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

    Container of Underarm Deodorant:
    Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

    Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter:
    Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

    Toner cartridge for a laser printer:
    Do not eat toner.

    13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow:
    Not intended for highway use.

    Can of self-defense pepper spray:
    May irritate eyes.

    Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock":
    Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

    A frisbee:
    Warning: May contain small parts.

    A toilet bowl cleaning brush:
    Do not use orally.

    A birthday card for a 1 year old:
    Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

    Heated seat cushion:
    Warning: Do not use on eyes.

    Infant's bathtub:
    Do not throw baby out with bath water.

    Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
    Not meant as substitute for human companionship.



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    Antidepressents
    May make you depressed (look on the labels)

    Paracetamol

    Could give you headacks
    Its amasing what you read in instructions.
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    A birthday card for a 1 year old:
    Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.


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    Written in the instructions for some Husqvarna chains saws

    Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals

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    OMG i cant belive they put stuff like that on them but to be fair there are some dumb ass people about

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    what's odd is that it is only one some of the range - which makes me wonder why you can use your nob to stop a very sharp chain moving at over 40mph on some but not others

    Also there was a law suit taken out against a well known power tool manufacturer a few years ago, suing them for damages (reconstructive surgery) because it never said that you can't scratch your nose with a drill bit whilst it is running. It was in the US strangely enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ffoeg
    Also there was a law suit taken out against a well known power tool manufacturer a few years ago, suing them for damages (reconstructive surgery) because it never said that you can't scratch your nose with a drill bit whilst it is running. It was in the US strangely enough

    surly your joking but only a yank would do that

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    Seen this one a while ago

    Written on a Mark's and Spencers shoe box

    Average content's : 2
    Astra SRi Turbo
    281|317

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    Quote Originally Posted by autoSRI
    surly your joking but only a yank would do that
    I kid you not.

    The guy stuck it up his hooter, it came out the side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keif
    Hand-held Massaging Device:
    Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
    Otherwise known as a Vibrator!!!!
    0-60 in 6.5 secs and 48mpg- winner!

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