Well I have.
As I was happily walking through a carpark last night a police van drove straight into me!
Now, your probably thinking "Scott, you were hammered and fell into it" but nope, I was walking with some lads and lasses I work with and it drove into me, then i kinda fell over and staggered off before being shouted back by the passenger officer. Who quickly told me "I wasnt driving" and the other officer said he was paying attention to some *troublemaker* who was trying to get into pubs he was banned out of and didnt see me. So now I cant walk on my right leg and have a bruised elbow
Oh and my boss came onto me at the xmas party on Thursday, just thought I'd share that. When I asked her for a "rise", I think she got the wrong idea .....