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    joke

    >>The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last
    > >>longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He
    > >>spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it
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    > >>in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He
    > >>considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized
    >
    > >>his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the
    > >>side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the
    >
    > >>truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
    > >>masturbate, he closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer
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    > >>to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at
    > >>his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he
    > >>kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard , "This is the police.
    > >>What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the
    > >>rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes
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    > >>too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."


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    lol good un
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    lmao good one
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    FPMSL That was a good one

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    pmsl..lol ........
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    double post again

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    lol i like that one

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    haha very good

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    made me chuckle
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