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    Adult Content Chat up lines, tell us yours!

    Ok guy's N gal's, time to share some intimate, shameful, ridiculous & down right rude moments!

    What is the worst chat up line, you've ever received or used and what happend next.............................

    Those of you reading this thread for tips n ideas lol try this link

    http://www.bored.com/pickuphelp/index.htm
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    the one i used on my gf was, "do u like cars" lol 2 and a half months later we are still very much in love

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    My fella used the "any chance of a blow job" line, and like the dumb ass that i am i married him!! lol
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    any chance of a blowjob then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astra16vSXi
    any chance of a blowjob then
    pmsl........ ............ ............. ............. ............. ...........lol
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    well i thought if it worked once PMSL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astra16vSXi
    well i thought if it worked once PMSL
    I've been married twice!!
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    3rd time lucky

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    Yeah why not eh!! any excuse for another nice dress!! lol
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    Lol, about 10 mins before me n the missus did it for the first time, she used the immortal words "You gunna f**k me then or what?!"
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