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    Talking The Party...

    A Friday morning funny for y'all


    A very rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a
    party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.

    He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
    He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone
    was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns and oysters at
    the BBQ and flirting.

    At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft
    man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who
    has the balls to jump in."

    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
    splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was
    fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes
    with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t, like head
    butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc
    through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and
    the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the croc
    and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.

    Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just
    staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says

    "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars"
    "Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.
    The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
    bet, how about half a million bucks then?"
    "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jimmy.
    The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That
    was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
    Again Jimmy said no.

    Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"

    Jimmy said, "I want the name of the b@stard who pushed me in the
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    i liked that one

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