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    joke

    >An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
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    >"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
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    >So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible,"
    >he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the
    >twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears. "This is
    >amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. What do you want me to do?"
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    >"Well fur gadness sake, teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
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    >The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and
    >another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and no more
    >appear.
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    >"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. How moch was in dare den?"
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    >The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
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    >"Ah, dat'd be roit," says the Irishman,
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    >"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..."


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    BER BOOM TSSSH, very good....
    "Take the time to make some sense, of what you want to say, and cast your words away upon the waves."

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    omg hang your head in shame

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    oh dear...
    learning the hard way

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    pmsl that was brilliant
    ...COME AND JOIN IN THE FUN...

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    i laughed

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    very funny, but why is it always the irish??

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    another irish joke
    why did the irish schoolboy eat a £2 coin?


















    cos it was his dinner money
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