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    Blonde joke

    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
    deodorant.

    The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they
    don't
    sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

    Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying
    the
    stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
    "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

    "But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
    "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

    "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

    She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
    looks
    at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
    deodorant."
    Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud

    from the container. ........ "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

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    lol thats gross

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    How's this one then?


    A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
    After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
    pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should
    try artificial insemination.

    The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
    wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
    when the sheep are pregnant.

    The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead
    will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
    conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep
    himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out
    into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
    are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't
    take,and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to
    the woods,bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and
    goes to bed, exhausted.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing
    round."Tryagain." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
    them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
    returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look
    out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep
    are lying in the grass.

    "No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is
    beeping the horn."

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    pmsl thats class

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