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    Are there any nutter where you live?

    There used to be this tramp where i live in newport that we called dirty harry, mainly because he stunk. But was great as kids as if you got to close to him he would chase you for a while. Only for a couple of metres but we used to run for miles to get away from him, it was brill.

    Another dude used to stand at a junction all day in woolwich whilst i was posted there, when he would see us in our obviously camo vehicles he'd spring to attention give his best salute then frog march up the road with us .

    Another guy was when i had my first job in sainsburys before i joined the army, he had torrets i think, he came in one day with a proper smashed up umbrella and gave it too customer services saying could they fix it for him. They thought he was having a laugh so sought of said ok, and put it in the bin under the desk. Then when he finished his shopping he came back and asked for it. They couldn't believe it and he went mental he saw they hadn't fixed his brolly. grabbed it and started smashing on the floor calling everyone sons of the devil and that we will rot in hell

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    We had an old woman who lived on the main road of the village who used to shout at buses..

    Apparently her husband got hit and killed by a bus a few years ago so she would spend her days standing outside the front of the house shouting abuse at any going past... and....................


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    Theres a guy here who was announced dead, yet he still sits on his doorstep everyday drinking cider shouting at everyone who walks/drives by. All the windows on his house are boarded up and had a sign on it saying 'Police Enquirey Desk Enquire Within' with an arrow pointing to his front door and it was all spelt wrong. Absolute belter, everytime I go past im almost in tears

    There also usedto be another guy who lives a couple of streets down who used to chase us with a frying pan for no reason wearing a superman outfit

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    There also usedto be another guy who lives a couple of streets down who used to chase us with a frying pan for no reason wearing a superman outfit [/quote]


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    theres loads of nutters living near us

    we have vera who picks rubbish up and talks to it lol


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    We've an old people sheltered housing place behind us.

    There's an old coffin-dodger who insists on feeding the birds just after I've washed the car. There's about 200 magpies and a multitude of seagulls arrive, and shit all over the place. Not to mention the rats...
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    Don't know about nutters but there are a few "odd" people near me.

    In Trowbridge there are several old Polish people who insist on buying all the cheap bread they can and feeding the Ducks on the town bridge - fine you say but they have been to court and told to stop or face prison cos they are also feeding the local rats!

    There is an old bloke who picks up old cans, digs in bins for them. He rides a bike with no tyres, just old rubber woven through the spokes! Out in all weathers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZS
    We've an old people sheltered housing place behind us.

    There's an old coffin-dodger who insists on feeding the birds just after I've washed the car. There's about 200 magpies and a multitude of seagulls arrive, and shit all over the place. Not to mention the rats...

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    near where i used to live, there was a guy who used to as far as i could make out live in a car. everynight you would see if parked in certian layby's and carparks and see him fast asleep in the car.

    but he keeps changing his car. had a brand new imprezza at one stage and last time i saw him he had a honda accord.
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