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    Mid week jokes

    7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
    "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

    "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"
    "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."

    WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

    She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

    "I don't know," he blubbers, " but it won't be f***** Coco Pops."

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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Asda with her
    two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.


    The Asda Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda .... Nice
    children you've got there - are they twins?"


    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "God no they are
    not, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell
    would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"


    "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got shagged twice!"

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    @ second one !

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    Haha, the second one is class

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    LMAO, both are good. 2nd ones the better though
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    Unfortunately the saying to return with is "We didn't f*** with our faces"

    ^^ Thanks for editting

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    the second ones good.



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