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    Talking The Ferrari and The Robin Reliant...

    A lottery winner decided to splash out on a brand new Ferrari with his winnings. As he was taking it down the motorway he came across a Robin Reliant broken down on the hard shoulder, feeling in a good mood he stopped and offered his assistance. The guy in the Reliant asks if he'd mind giving him a tow to the next service station...
    "No problem" the Ferrari driver replies, "But if you find Im driving too fast flash yer indicators at me, Ill keep an eye on my mirrors and if I see you indicate Ill slow down" to which the Reliant driver agrees.
    They hitch the Robin to the back of the Ferrari and set off. The Ferrari driver, completely forgetting about the Reliant on the back puts his toe down, charging down the outside lane at 180mph! The guy in the Robin Reliant is flashing his indicators for the Ferrari driver to slow down but he fails to notice until he sees a police car with his blue lights.
    The cop cant believe his eyes and has to radio this in:
    "Sarge you wont believe this, I just clocked a Ferrari doing 180mph in the outside lane but the crazy thing is there was a Robin Reliant on his ass indicating to overtake!!"
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    Golden Oldie. Classic
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    i heard that joke by jim davidson, but it was a jenson interceptor and an african guy (chalkie) on a push bike

    still funny tho

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    Someone sent it to my phone as an AMR audio file, read in the first person, from the perspective of the Ferrari driver, by some guy with a thick Welsh accent
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    a classic

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    havent heard that one before, i did chuckle!


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