Anyone wanna use these? (Or have done?)
How much does a polar bear weigh?
"Don't know, why?"
Well its a good way to break the ice!
My watch can tell me anything about you
"Really, what does it say about me?"
It says your about to get naked and shag me!
"No I'm not!"
Damn, it must be fast!!
'Get yer coat love, you've pulled'
'My face is leaving in 10 mins, and I want you to be on it'
I love what your wearing, it will look good in a pile next to my bed
Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later
"excuse me do you have any australian in you?"
"so what is it cereal or eggs & bacon?"
"i need to know what to make you for breakfast at my house?"
" Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
" I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
"Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons. "
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven.
You must get pulled over by the police alot.
what makes you think that?
Cuz its got to be illegal to look that sexy.
Are you tired?
Cuz you've been runnin' around my mind all day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put "U" and "I" together.
Do you rent or buy?
Rent or buy what?
Those wings, you angel!
Excuse me, Do you fancy a (f)uck?
Nice shoes, wanna (f)uck?
Hi, my name is ----, and I'll play with your nipples.
You, me, the moonshine and a bucket of vaseline.
Get down there and get busy before i blast you with a shovel
You remind me of a parking ticket, cause you have fine written all over you
They call me Fred Flintstone
Because I'll make your bed-rock
Hey baby, let's play lion tamer. You get on all fours and i'll throw you my meat.
Wanna play vaccuum cleaner? I'll humm and you suck.
Do you like fruit?
Suck my (c)ock it's a banana.