Policeman: May I see your driver's licence?
Driver: I don't have one. I was banned when I got my 15th penalty point.
Policeman: May I see your owner's log book for the car?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Policeman: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it I saw the owner's log book in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Policeman: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Policeman: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes Officer.
Hearing this the policeman immediately calls his sergeant for back up.
car is quickly surrounded by armed police and the sergeant approaches the driver to handle the tense situation.
Sergeant: Sir, May I see your licence?
Driver: Of course, here it is. - It was valid.
Sergeant: Who owns this car?
Driver: It's mine officer. Here's the log book. -The driver owned the car.
Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes officer, but there's no gun in it. - Sure enough there was nothing in the glove box.
Sergeant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. - Boot is opened, no body.
Sergeant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Really? That's incredible! And I bet the lying B******D told you I was speeding as well!