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    Talking sister in law

    This made me chuckle .... and thought i would share it with you guys

    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
    so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
    bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister
    called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived,
    and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me
    that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
    got married and committed my life to her sister

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
    last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen
    in shock as I watched her go up the he stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
    down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
    made a beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
    we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we
    couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
    family."

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car........
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    old'un but a good'un

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    awesome!!!!!

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    Heard that one before, very good though
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    my mate posted it ages ago on a forum and as i read it i thought it was true til end lol im so gulible

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    good one

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    nice one dave
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