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    Just a little drunk ... pmsl

    A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

    "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

    The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

    "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

    About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

    He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

    Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..........

    "Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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    rofl dave mate another great one mate ya on the pop ya self their lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by stephen2006
    rofl dave mate another great one mate ya on the pop ya self their lol
    pmsl..... check out the next one i gonna post..... burn out on a push bike.....its class
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    thats a good joke.

    well done
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