This morning began like any other random Monday, got myself ready for work, packed my little lunch box and got ready to leave.
Sudden moment of panic having realised I had no idea where my car keys were resulted in a 40minute escapade by my Mother and I, ransacking the house to try to track down the aforementioned item.
Several phonecalls to my Dad later (him having left his pager at home Duh!) means he finally calls back and discovered that in fact he has my keys stashed in his coat pocket (god knows how since they have about 5 keyfobs on, 2 of which say Vauxhall so you would have thought he might have noticed since he's a F*rd driver)....problem being that he's now about 80 miles away in Portsmouth.
If anyone sees an Octane Blue Mondeo Estate parked in any of the Portsmouth hospitals today maybe you could throw something at it. There's going to be blood on the walls when he gets home tonight and it wont be mine!
I'm now waiting for someone to come from work to pick me up.
Oh the stress! Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!
I feel better now, thanks for listening. Hope your days began better than mine.