It is just before England v Brazil in the World Cup semi finals.Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammateslooking a bit glum."What's up?" he asks."Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it'simportant but it's only England. They're shite and we can't be bothered".Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these bymyself, you lads go down the pub."So Ronaldino goes out to play England by himself and the rest of theBrazilian team go off for a few jars.After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get thelandlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating England all byhimself!Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someoneremembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put theteletext on....Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1(Crouch 89 minutes)".They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England!!They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him inthe dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down.""Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And theyonly scored at the very, very end!""No, No, I have, I've let you down......I got sent off after 12 minutes"