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    Talking A Friday Joke.....

    A man walks into the doctors....

    Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"

    Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."

    Doc - "What??"

    Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."

    Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?

    Man - "Not really"

    Doc - "What about stress at work?"

    Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"

    Doc - "That sounds very stressful"

    Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"

    Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"

    Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts

    me down every chance she gets"

    Doc - "That sounds stressful"

    Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."

    Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"

    Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

    Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

    Man - "Eat Wotsits and watch porn"
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    Thats good!

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    well it made me chuckle hun!
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    Talking

    very good

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    lol nice one
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