1: Patient has chest pains if she lies on her side for over a year
2: On the 2nd day the knee was better, on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
3: She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
4: The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
5: The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
6: Discharge status : Alive but without permission
7: Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8: The patient refused an autopsy.
9: The patient has no past history of suicides.
10: Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
11: Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
12: Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13: Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14: Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15: She is numb from her toes down.
16: White in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
17: The skin was moist and dry.
18: Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
19: Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20: Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
21: She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
22: I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23: Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. X, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
24: Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
25: Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
26: Patient appears responsive, but unable to communicate with me.
27: Bladder is under control, but cannot stop urine from seeping.
28: Heart problem is fixed. Patient died at 10:07 this morning.
29: Complains of chest pains occasionally. Otherwise just a pain.
30: Patient is always telling me about her pains and problems. This remains a significant pain to me.
31: The blood workup showed no antibodies present. Need the rest of the blood to be sure, however.
32: If it weren't for the fact that the patient is dead, I would say he was in perfect health.
33: Testicles are missing on this woman.