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    Scottish Weather.....

    Scottish Thermometer (Fahrenheit)



    40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Scotland sunbathe.


    35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
    People in Scotland drive with the windows down.


    20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
    People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.


    15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
    People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.


    0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
    People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.


    -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
    People in Scotland lick flagpoles.


    -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
    People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.



    -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
    Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.



    -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.



    -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.



    -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
    Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.


    -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
    People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "


    -500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
    Scottish people support England in the World Cup
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    hehe, nice one

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    lol nice one

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    oh gawd! thats like so funny lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    so funny and true!! You could also add

    20degrees and the Scottish pull off their tops and slip into their shorts
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    I've never licked a flag pole

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