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    Talking men cant win!

    I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied
    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
    He put her on every ride in the park
    * The Death Slide
    * The Wall of Fear
    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .
    What a fabulous adventure!
    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted . He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .
    "I meant my dress size, you f***in tw*t"
    The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

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    lol ive heard that one before, funny all the same
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