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    D of T Release

    In response to the deteriorating standards of the quality of driving in
    England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in
    order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to
    recognize them whilst driving.
    For this reason from May 2006 new regulations will be in force to
    identify those drivers who are found to be driving badly. The criteria will
    include such activities such as:

    -overtaking in dangerous places;
    -hovering within one inch of the car in front;
    -stopping sharply;
    -speeding in residential areas;
    -pulling out without indication;
    -performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
    -under taking on motorways
    -taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads,

    These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, to
    signify their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a
    door
    of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.
    Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have
    to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of
    skill and general lower intelligence to the general public.
    Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that
    drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

    Department of Transport
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    I heard people who repost also have these flags on their cars..

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    what about middle lane hoggers on the motorway!!! you know the ones that sit at 50mph and are probably the cause of most accidents !! will they get one too?
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    wish it were true

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalWithCheez
    I heard people who repost also have these flags on their cars..
    Now now i didn't know this was a repost and beside mines blue.
    I'm like a bad penny, old, dirty, and appears when not wanted.
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    thought you where serious then, just got it...

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    me too lol.. nice one!
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