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    Blonde Jokes

    Maybe a repost but funny all the same...

    MELBOURNE
    Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench
    talking......And one blonde says to the other, "Which do You think is
    farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?"
    The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can You see
    Melbourne...?????"

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    CAR TROUBLE
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it
    died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
    She says, "What's the story?"
    He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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    SPEEDING TICKET
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
    if he could see her license.
    She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
    Yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show
    it to you!"

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    RIVER WALK
    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
    another blonde on the opposite bank.
    "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
    The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
    back, "You ARE on the other side."

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    AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
    her body hurt wherever she touched it.
    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,
    then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her
    knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
    Everywhere she touched made her scream.
    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"
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    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the police when they spot 3 empty potato sacks, the girls quickly jump into a sack each to hide. When the police arrive, they look at the bags with some suspicion and decide to give each one of them a kick, just to make sure the women aren't hiding in them. So, they kick the bag with the redhead inside and she goes "miaow miaow" "fine, says the policeman, "some kittens" Then they then kick the bag with the brunette inside and she goes "woof woof" "fine" says the policeman, "some puppies" Then they kick the bag with the blonde inside and she goes.......................

















    "potatoes potatoes"
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    lol, good one
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    Two blondes driving along in a car, the driver looks down and sees she's speeding. "Quick look behind us and see if the Police are following?" The passeneger looks behind and sure enough "Yep, they're right behind us." The driver says "Ok, see if they have they're blue lights on" The passeneger looks round again an replies "Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope"
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    Im highly offended by them jokes










    Should hear some of the things i believe and some of the things I say, theres no question about it I'm definately blonde!



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