CHINESE MEDICINE
> >
> >While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and
> >Does not use a condom all the time.A week after arriving
> >Back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find
> >His thingy covered with bright green and purple spots.
> >
> >Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The
> >Doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
> >Orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
> >Days for the results.
> >
> >The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
> >Says: "I've got bad news for you ---you've contracted
> >Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
> >We know very little about it."
> >
> >The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give
> >Me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
> >
> >The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
> >We're going to have to amputate your thingy."
> >
> >The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
> >Second opinion."
> >
> >The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
> >If you want but surgery is your only choice."
> >
> >The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
> >Figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
> >Chinese doctor examines his thingy and proclaims:
> >"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
> >
> >The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already
> >Know that, but what can we do? My American doctor
> >Wants to operate and amputate my thingy!"
> >
> >The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
> >"Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate.
> >Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
> >
> >Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
> >
> >"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!
> >Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!"

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guy takes his wife to the doctor............... the doc says, "well, its either alzheimers disease or aids." "what do you mean?" the guy says, "you cant tell the difference?" "yeah, the two look alike in the early stages........tell you what.............drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, dont **** her."