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    Wanted! (joke - text only)

    A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS

    PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair! He had no arms or legs.
    The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

    Just look at you....you have no legs!"
    The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
    She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
    Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
    She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. Are you still good in bed?"
    With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,
    ”I rang the doorbell didn't I"
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    Haha, filthy old cripple!

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    At first I didn't get it when he said I rang doorbell didn't I and then I went back a couple of lines and re-read it and then realised. That's what happens when ya skim through it quickly.

    Good joke though

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    After the first 6 lines I was thinking how did he ring the doorbell?


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    good one babe lol


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    PMSL that cheered me up!
    I'm after another Coupe Turbo

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    Must have used one of them grabber things that you pick litter up with.
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